ravensloane:

ravensloane:

ravensloane:

ravensloane:

i’m a simple lad. i see any post even mentioning karkalicious, i rb only to say some iteration of “shut up” or “fuck off” to op for making me remember it

shut up

wait fuck that’s me

fuck off

You wanted some beats? from me to you, “ReaLife”.

senatesamuraidave:

senatesamuraidave:

https://soundcloud.com/realife253/black-privilege

THis is heavy so FFIN heavy  “Black Privilege, shot down in the street…Black Priv…..”

this brother is slated to be in Europe…. help him get there 

totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes:

Danny: I wish you could block people in real life.

Tucker: Restraining order.

Sam: Murder.

firebender-in-the-tardis:

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

(Source: the-firebending-inventor)

slytherin-stud:

blinkpen:

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

luxury-loki:

Parker: Hey Mr Loki, they were giving out free key rings today at school so I brought one home for everyone, this one is for you, it says “every day is a new start” because I want you to always remember it’s okay to make mistakes.

Loki: wow… um… thank you that’s so… *choking up*… nice :’)

Parker: You’re welcome Mr Loki, please don’t cry!

Stark, smiling from across the room: We raised a good one there didn’t we?

Strange, wiping away his tears: I just don’t know what we did to deserve him.

pkmnash:

pkmnash:

no no wait i got this

mimikyu = goth

pikachu = prep

raichu = jock

anarchetypal:

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”